NY-Day 05: Is This Kosher?
It's taken me all week to
summon the courage to eat here:
The Kosher house my aunt and uncle keep has sent my stomach into a tailspin of odd cravings and this seemed to be the perfect cure --- a resteraunt DESIGNED for:
A) Gentiles staying in an orthodox neighborhood.
B) Pregnant Women.
It turns out the menus are separate, not just on the wall...
but as paper handouts as well...
"Take the Tex-Mex menu for flatulence; Take the Chinese menu for the trots."
I was a little disappointed by this and had a long and involved conversation with the proprietor about wether or not I could get a "China-Mex Mix." He used lots of words like "crazy" and "bullshit" (and/or their mandarin equivalents I am sure of it); I used lots of words like "Why?" and "Why not?"
I finally convinced him to At Least make me a:
"General Tsao's Chicken Taco Plate."
I bet the Guacamole Eggroll is amazing,
and the Kung Pao Mole' with a side of MooShoo Shrimp Posole' is a meal to die for.
summon the courage to eat here:
The Kosher house my aunt and uncle keep has sent my stomach into a tailspin of odd cravings and this seemed to be the perfect cure --- a resteraunt DESIGNED for:
A) Gentiles staying in an orthodox neighborhood.
B) Pregnant Women.
It turns out the menus are separate, not just on the wall...
but as paper handouts as well...
"Take the Tex-Mex menu for flatulence; Take the Chinese menu for the trots."
I was a little disappointed by this and had a long and involved conversation with the proprietor about wether or not I could get a "China-Mex Mix." He used lots of words like "crazy" and "bullshit" (and/or their mandarin equivalents I am sure of it); I used lots of words like "Why?" and "Why not?"
I finally convinced him to At Least make me a:
"General Tsao's Chicken Taco Plate."
I bet the Guacamole Eggroll is amazing,
and the Kung Pao Mole' with a side of MooShoo Shrimp Posole' is a meal to die for.
posted by MACmofoX at 2/26/2005 12:04:00 AM
2 Comments:
forget my post on the other blog. There is a reason god created separate cultures. certain things shouldn't be mixed. I got the trots just looking at the pics.
Yeah new food. Matt & I tired a new mexican place on fiday....it's ok, but we need to go when you return...
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